billygreen said..FormulaNova said..cauncy said..
I just piss in my wetsuit' Same feeling
I think doing it in the water is one thing, but you do it when you are on the beach.
i do it in the carpark at the location where you need to get really low to the ground to get underneath my car to the spot where the keys are hidden. that way i will have the satisfaction that any potential thief has had to have their face
You do realise that most of the time it will be you that will be lying in or nearly lying in your own piss as you retrieve your car keys don't you?
'Nah, it's okay, its only my piss', until someone plays a joke on you and pisses in the same spot, or all around where you need to lie down to get your keys.