I am not your psych but hey, it is perfectly fine if you want to use straps. You should not be bullied or discriminated. Those screws will corrode though

The whole thing sounds a bit like a metaphor for condom vs. careless. Plenty of reasons to always wear a condom. But you may end up being a lonely frustrated old man if you are too obsessed with it.
I ride strapless both sb and foil as I like the freedom, challenge, my ankles and knees. And yes I don't have proper swell around my local.
Just relax and enjoy whatever floats your boat.
Peace and love is a good start, as you said...