Why do people wear shorts? Really they look so silly, they already have little shorts on most of the time underneath their shorts that are ontop. What are they trying to hide?
Can some of you fashion victims give me the low down?

In Europe, the cool guys generally wear super wide skater pants, so they would probably feel like in a condom when just wearing a wetsuit.

In Australia, it's more like: The longer legs you have and the less you can squat, the tighter those jeans have to be!
Looks as awesome as a stork..

So I don't get it, Aussies should feel great just wearing a wetsuit.

KnutH said...



So I don't get it, Aussies should feel great just wearing a wetsuit.

^^LOL
Yea the average kite surfer (mid to late 30's fat & balding) is just SOOOO aesthetically pleasing.

Keep your budgies and your paunches to yourselves dudes. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your hero days of yore are long since past and nobody wants to see it any more (especially NOT that hot chick over there).

Cover it up as crimes against humanity are not generally allowed on Australian beaches.

Wow... My post got edited... LAME. Guess someone loves Tony Abott and his budgie.

sir ROWDY said...

Why do people wear shorts?

Black tight jeans make your ass sweaty

Probably was, that and my raging clue.

They protect my tights.

sir ROWDY said...

Why do people wear shorts? Really they look so silly, they already have little shorts on most of the time underneath their shorts that are ontop. What are they trying to hide?
Can some of you fashion victims give me the low down?

just shave your legs rowdy and cover them up with leg warmers in your fav footy team colours im guessing maroon and white for you

if you've tried to kite in a bikini you'd know the reason they kite in boardies is because when you try to do tricks you may end up showing more than you wanted to.

Plus most guys with bodies that can pull off the budgie smugglers have chicken legs to match.

In saying that boardies look good without being so big that you can see butt crack.......

sometimes seeing less is more....i'm not sure that many guys would be proud to show off their 'it really cold' package