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WoolyNinja
WoolyNinja
23 posts
23 posts
22 Mar 2016 7:07am
Pop Quiz Hot Shot.....
You're on the bar carving it up.... tides coming in and providing you with a mountain of bread and butter
The wind turns to the south and kite drops consistently from the sky like a bag full of hammers.
You're 500m from shore and dusk is looming over like an anticipated delivery of bad news.
What do you do?
What DO you do??


Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
22 Mar 2016 7:21am
Loop the **** out of the kite to stop it falling like a sack of hammers.
Ride/body drag back to shore if possible.

Next option self rescue. Use the kite as boyancy help swim back to shore.

Last option. Ditch the kite and swim like F#$K
glendog
glendog
QLD
520 posts
QLD, 520 posts
22 Mar 2016 9:46am
Stand on the bank and wave one of the million jet ski's or boats down. Dont let the air out of your kite untill you have a lift. Plan b go for it youll probably make it half way or so then just swim the rest.
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
22 Mar 2016 10:09am
I was kiting about 12kms off Leighton, and my kite went flat. I ditched my kite and bar.

So I swam about 1kms to one of them parked shipping cargo containers, and ever so slowly climbed the anchor chain.


The Philippineo workers on the boat were a little shocked.


Kraut
Kraut
WA
547 posts
WA, 547 posts
22 Mar 2016 8:16am
Underoath said..
I was kiting about 12kms off Leighton, and my kite went flat. I ditched my kite and bar.

So I swam about 1kms to one of them parked shipping cargo containers, and ever so slowly climbed the anchor chain.


The Philippineo workers on the boat were a little shocked.




It may come as a surprise but the place they dropped you off is not Leighton.
WoolyNinja
WoolyNinja
23 posts
23 posts
22 Mar 2016 9:12am
Let's up the ante a little and add in the fact that the kiter in the above mentioned situation had a dark kite and dark wetty top so night vision goggles were required to track him as the now, slightly westerly breeze, pushed him towards the camp site of the local pelican family.
Wind at this time was no more than fart strength.
To round out the story, the game plan of 'swim like f*&$' was employed as none of the 2m stingrays offered to give him a ride back in.
Special mention to "SUP-Man" (pretty sure he had a cape on) who provided some assistance late in the piece.

In a completely unrelated topic, I noticed a fellow kiter has recently set up a company flogging locator beacons and flare guns

bjw
bjw
QLD
3689 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3689 posts
22 Mar 2016 5:11pm
Making it worse, you catch a bus home with Sandra Bullock driving, and if she goes over 50mph the bus explodes.
SibboV1
SibboV1
368 posts
368 posts
22 Mar 2016 3:27pm
bjw said..
Making it worse, you catch a bus home with Sandra Bullock driving, and if she goes over 50mph the bus explodes.


OMG you've heard about the plot for Speed 3?
bjw
bjw
QLD
3689 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3689 posts
22 Mar 2016 6:08pm
They cant call it Speed anymore. Its more suited to the aging kiting population.
Kozzie
Kozzie
QLD
1451 posts
QLD, 1451 posts
22 Mar 2016 7:42pm
bjw said..
Making it worse, you catch a bus home with Sandra Bullock driving, and if she goes over 50mph you become a windsurfer.



Beerhunter
Beerhunter
NSW
42 posts
NSW, 42 posts
23 Mar 2016 12:34pm
Remember the old saying about using your superior judgement to avoid situations which will require the use of your superior skill?
Kiting a bar on the outgoing tide with failing light and no backup plan seems pretty dumb (unless you like sharky swims in the dark)
Glad it worked out ok.
cheers
MrFreeze
MrFreeze
292 posts
292 posts
23 Mar 2016 10:14am
Hmmmmm, Yep season is about over. Similar to a full moon.
Capt Loopy
Capt Loopy
NSW
276 posts
NSW, 276 posts
23 Mar 2016 4:55pm
When a 20kn N/E turned into a 8kn N with in 5 min.




Looped it like a mother f***** just keep it in the air until eventually fell in the drink.
Get to kite one hand holding kite other hand swiming.
Pick the slopest/softest looking rock and aim for that.
KiteBud
KiteBud
WA
1613 posts
WA, 1613 posts
23 Mar 2016 2:22pm
Some good advice has been given but really it's more a matter of preventing such problems, which are becoming more and more frequent...

As I mentioned a few times before, I you're gonna kite that late in the day with questionable winds/weather/forecast do yourself and all potential rescue parties a big favor and stay much closer to the shore than you normally would, say within 200m. This way, whatever happens it's a relatively easy and quick swim for most people to do even with gear, unless of course the wind is getting strong and off-shore.

Christian
bjw
bjw
QLD
3689 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3689 posts
23 Mar 2016 4:22pm
Capt Loopy said...


Looped it like a mother f*****


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