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Kitesurfing simulator, this will hurt your brain

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stanhalen
stanhalen
WA
187 posts
stanhalen stanhalen
WA, 187 posts
19 Nov 2008 4:43pm


yeah bad stuff, I know

London Boat show promotion
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
getfunky getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
19 Nov 2008 5:19pm
Does the simulator feature fat blokes in flouro 'lollybags' wlaking up and asking "Is that fun?" "Can I avagomate?" etc etc..
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
19 Nov 2008 7:23pm
getfunky said...

Does the simulator feature fat blokes in flouro 'lollybags' wlaking up and asking "Is that fun?" "Can I avagomate?" etc etc..


I'd say no as they are probably trying to SELL kite gear.
So when useing the simulator they have red hot chicks in G bangers,topless, yelling out how awsome you are.
lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
lostinlondon lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
19 Nov 2008 8:08pm
That's one more to add to the list of "reasons to leave London"

Hopefully I'll be back in mid January!
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
echostorm echostorm
QLD, 1245 posts
19 Nov 2008 11:18pm
WOW!!! That looks just like real kiting...




not.
Blownaway
Blownaway
QLD
776 posts
Blownaway Blownaway
QLD, 776 posts
20 Nov 2008 7:33am
yeh that is so awesome I'm not even going to look......ha
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
WA
592 posts
Danger Mouse Danger Mouse
WA, 592 posts
20 Nov 2008 7:51am
G A Y

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lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
lostinlondon lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
20 Nov 2008 10:01am
I see the value in it if you are really awesome and you can learn new tricks with a "coach" to spot you. I guess it's like the apparatus that divers use to learn their dives before attempting them off the board.

But nobody uses a "coach" in kitesurfing do they? Looks like an elaborate tyre swing if you ask me...
kitepilotoz
kitepilotoz
QLD
181 posts
kitepilotoz kitepilotoz
QLD, 181 posts
20 Nov 2008 9:15am
That looks like sooooooooooo much fun.
Better than the real thing even!!
I think its time for a lobotomy!!!
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