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quikdrawMcgraw
quikdrawMcgraw
1221 posts
1221 posts
11 May 2018 7:21am
Isn't it awkward when you think your free to let one rip, only to discover there is someone within the blast radius staring at you...I don't know whether to smile or sniff the air
Vince68
Vince68
WA
675 posts
WA, 675 posts
11 May 2018 7:27am
What for it!!!

pepe47
pepe47
WA
1382 posts
WA, 1382 posts
11 May 2018 9:15am
I love the one about the old couple sitting in church, and the old dear quietly whispers to her husband, "I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
To which he replies,"buy a new battery for your hearing aid!"
Tonz
Tonz
524 posts
524 posts
11 May 2018 9:55am
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HotBodMon
HotBodMon
NSW
612 posts
NSW, 612 posts
11 May 2018 11:58am
I'm with this guy , Farts are just not funny
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
QLD, 6158 posts
11 May 2018 12:00pm
its bad when you're on a customers site and you're alone so you fart. sure fire way to get them to walk in the door and start talking to you
desertyank
desertyank
1264 posts
1264 posts
11 May 2018 10:26am

desertyank
desertyank
1264 posts
1264 posts
11 May 2018 10:28am
Marsbars
Marsbars
546 posts
546 posts
11 May 2018 11:50am
Or in an empty aisle at Bunnings probably walked into as many as I have dropped though I do like to drop them in elevators and ask if anyone else can smell petrol.
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
12 May 2018 3:03am
Poodle
Poodle
WA
868 posts
WA, 868 posts
12 May 2018 12:06pm
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
NSW, 2568 posts
12 May 2018 4:31pm
Oh man. The worst is when in the middle of the night you let rip a stench bomb, proceed to Dutch oven it and you then remember the beauty that's in bed with you that you forgot.
actiomax
actiomax
NSW
1576 posts
NSW, 1576 posts
13 May 2018 10:28am
I find & the missues is the same that going into supercheap autos have the effect of bringing on farts .
Im thinking there must be some chemicals in the air there that trigger it & I'm wondering if other's have similar experiences.
Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
2598 posts
WA, 2598 posts
13 May 2018 7:02pm
actiomax said..
I find & the missues is the same that going into supercheap autos have the effect of bringing on farts .
Im thinking there must be some chemicals in the air there that trigger it & I'm wondering if other's have similar experiences.


Nope.
Emeboy
Emeboy
NSW
399 posts
NSW, 399 posts
14 May 2018 12:53pm
Was in Bali last week and lets just say..... For the first couple of days... farting was not my friend....
Marsbars
Marsbars
546 posts
546 posts
14 May 2018 1:37pm
actiomax said..
I find & the missues is the same that going into supercheap autos have the effect of bringing on farts .
Im thinking there must be some chemicals in the air there that trigger it & I'm wondering if other's have similar experiences.


Not sure about supercheap as never taken the mrs there but have had it happen when taking her out for Mexican.
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