Valentines confession

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Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
14 Feb 2012 7:40pm
I got a dig bick






You that read wrong





You read that wrong too



Not original but quite funny and interesting to show how we read.
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
14 Feb 2012 5:02pm
Got me
gibberjoe
gibberjoe
SA
956 posts
SA, 956 posts
14 Feb 2012 7:41pm

Ha..Ha !....Mobydick. You didny get me....mines bigger that yours
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Feb 2012 8:17pm
I bought myself a rose,box of chocolates,mastabated furiously then had a snooze.

Best day ever, cant wait for next year

Oh wait,,,were we surpose to give our personal confessions?
dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
WA, 2940 posts
14 Feb 2012 5:25pm


lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Feb 2012 8:32pm
^^^^^^^Sounds like someone had no loven.
Gwendy
Gwendy
SA
472 posts
SA, 472 posts
14 Feb 2012 8:15pm
She got a red rose. I got the red flag
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Feb 2012 8:53pm
Gwendy said...

She got a red rose. I got the red flag

Yeah, it sux when Valentines day falls on that time of the month.
Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
WA, 1305 posts
14 Feb 2012 6:22pm
Valentines day ,, sh,ts me ,

It's my freekin birthday and I got to buy stuff


Ohh well , shouldn't complain cause she has to do all the work[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)
Gwendy
Gwendy
SA
472 posts
SA, 472 posts
14 Feb 2012 8:58pm
lotofwind said...

Gwendy said...

She got a red rose. I got the red flag

Yeah, it sux when Valentines day falls on that time of the month.





does your hand get periods
Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
WA, 1305 posts
14 Feb 2012 6:33pm
Gwendy said...

lotofwind said...

Gwendy said...

She got a red rose. I got the red flag

Yeah, it sux when Valentines day falls on that time of the month.





does your hand get periods






Bone74
Bone74
380 posts
380 posts
14 Feb 2012 6:59pm
Gwendy said...

She got a red rose. I got the red flag


If the river runs red
put your cock in 4wd
and take the dirt track instead
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Feb 2012 10:35pm
Cassa said...

Gwendy said...

lotofwind said...

Gwendy said...

She got a red rose. I got the red flag

Yeah, it sux when Valentines day falls on that time of the month.


does your hand get periods






Na,,but it gets cramps.
Lucky I have two of them.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
15 Feb 2012 12:02am
My Valentine got a John Deere JM36 self propelled lawn mower and promised me phifty phucks in return.
Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
WA, 1305 posts
14 Feb 2012 10:09pm
cisco said...

My Valentine got a John Deere JM36 self propelled lawn mower and promised me phifty phucks in return.


Your a phucky lucker are'nt you!
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
15 Feb 2012 12:21am
I try to be.

I am right into pheasant plucking.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
14 Feb 2012 10:26pm
Mobydisc said...

I got a dig bick






You that read wrong





You read that wrong too



Not original but quite funny and interesting to show how we read.



Well thank god for that, I thought was going to be another thread about loving one's own guinea pig
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
15 Feb 2012 10:50am
She got oven gloves, I got a tub of Ben & Jerry's... the love is strong with us!
actiomax
actiomax
NSW
1576 posts
NSW, 1576 posts
15 Feb 2012 11:03am
She got flowers, card, chocolates .I got told to go f*** myself .
I don't think night shift agrees with her lucky I have got a day off today so i could take kids to school & let her sleep . I hope after a good sleep i might get a better mood . Well I live in hope .
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
15 Feb 2012 10:44am
I got a card, she got :)

That is all....
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
15 Feb 2012 1:49pm
I went out to a steak restaurant. Me sitting all alone at the table, glancing at my watch and phone, and then looking forlorn, as I thoroughly enjoyed my steak and silence. I got a lot of looks and quiet comments around the room.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
15 Feb 2012 10:59am
evlPanda said...

I went out to a steak restaurant. Me sitting all alone at the table, glancing at my watch and phone, and then looking forlorn, as I thoroughly enjoyed my steak and silence. I got a lot of looks and quiet comments around the room.


Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5124 posts
VIC, 5124 posts
15 Feb 2012 1:59pm
^^ sympathy root from the waitress?
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
15 Feb 2012 10:03pm
evlPanda said...

I went out to a steak restaurant. Me sitting all alone at the table, glancing at my watch and phone, and then looking forlorn


Away on business?... I used to do that a lot.
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
16 Feb 2012 2:10am
Nothing.

Got $%@+& a few years ago at the same time I was bringing flowers. Her reason was unrelated, but I figure if I am to undergo the treatment, may as well not bring anything.
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