Ugly Cars - Which is the Ugliest you have seen?

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Rupert
Rupert
TAS
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TAS, 2967 posts
19 Jan 2016 9:38pm

As a previous thread has touched upon some cars both old and new are things of absolute beauty, others can be rather nice and practical, whilst some unfortunates are just so damn "pug ugly" one can't help but feel they were designed by someone with a grievance against the company or they had exceeded the dosage of their medication.

The Leyland P76 comes to mind, as does that cube like compact wagon thingy that even by using cute Pandas in the Ads couldn't sell one, it was such a great success that I can't even remember the make.

Maybe we could have categories based on production dates or just omit the "good" and just stick with the "bad and the UGLY"

So . . . . . irrespective of date of manufacture IMHO a possible nominee for the "Ugliest" car ever produced that I have seen goes to the 1950 Austin A90 Atlantic Convertible, a super sleek under powered, three eyed poxy little mutant of motoring.

This one was photographed at Latrobe Tasmania at an Austin Car Club get together.




I have a couple more in mind
rockmagnet
rockmagnet
QLD
1458 posts
QLD, 1458 posts
19 Jan 2016 8:48pm
Nissans "CUBE"
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
19 Jan 2016 9:14pm

The Vanguard was very ordinary looking but the engine was in everything from Massey Ferguson tractors to Triumph sports cars.





Ian K
Ian K
WA
4169 posts
WA, 4169 posts
19 Jan 2016 7:27pm
cisco said..

The Vanguard was very ordinary looking but the engine was in everything from Massey Ferguson tractors to Triumph sports cars.






Dad had a turtle back Vanguard when I was 4. It got stolen so he upgraded to the Spacemaster.




There was a ute version also. Only in Australia. The ute really is a thing of beauty to those of us with an eye for Vanguards.


kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
19 Jan 2016 9:27pm
Nissan Juke


kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
19 Jan 2016 9:28pm
ssangyong stavic

kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
19 Jan 2016 9:30pm
that seppo horror from Breaking Bad

Adriano
Adriano
11206 posts
11206 posts
19 Jan 2016 7:33pm
Common you guys aren't even trying.








And here's the Nissan Cube mentioned before. It's hard to comprehend. I actually know someone who bought one and no they're not my friend!







kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
19 Jan 2016 9:36pm
au falcon "we admit we got carried away with the oval theme" says falcon designer.

Zuke
Zuke
901 posts
901 posts
19 Jan 2016 7:39pm
Youabian Puma






kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
19 Jan 2016 10:03pm
Some great ones there fellas... although I have to admit I can't agree on the cube, I think it's in the 'so bad it's kinda good' category..

Rex
Rex
WA
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Rex Rex
WA, 949 posts
19 Jan 2016 8:15pm
kiteboy dave said...
ssangyong stavic




Pretty hard to beat that one.
sn
sn
WA
2775 posts
sn sn
WA, 2775 posts
19 Jan 2016 8:22pm

TOYOTA PORTE
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kiteboy dave said..

Some great ones there fellas... although I have to admit I can't agree on the cube, I think it's in the 'so bad it's kinda good' category..




Those Cubes are pretty good if you need to cart a wheelchair around!

rear hatch opens up [bonus shelter from rain while pushing the wheelchair in], rear suspension lowers, floor drops down, ramp extends,

Might look goofily coolish - but works well, just like the Toyota Porte............which looks the design department were hungover and wanted to go home in a hurry - but jeez it works well for carrying wheelchairs [in several defferent versions.]


stephen
RPM
RPM
WA
1549 posts
RPM RPM
WA, 1549 posts
19 Jan 2016 8:43pm
Elemental kite school Delica is one ugly as S**T car... Still baffles my why people want them with such more attractive vehicles readily available .
adolf
adolf
1862 posts
1862 posts
19 Jan 2016 9:47pm
If I was to pick something on Australian roads I'm not a fan of Subarus. I think they are pretty fugly, with the Brumby on top



The Leyland Moke was either very ugly, a death trap or both



Some people love em - I can't:



The Mercedes smart car is damn ugly.



The AMC thing is a shocker - but I I've never seen one on Aussie roads, so I can't really count it.

Kamikuza
Kamikuza
QLD
6493 posts
QLD, 6493 posts
19 Jan 2016 11:52pm
Any model Prius. The latest Mazda Roadster/MX5... the list is endless. I'd have an ugly car over a bland car any day.
adolf
adolf
1862 posts
1862 posts
19 Jan 2016 10:06pm
kiteboy dave said..
ssangyong stavic



What were they thinking with that triangle window at the back - I could punch that.

It just looks so wrong. The grille the wheels.
adolf
adolf
1862 posts
1862 posts
19 Jan 2016 10:12pm
The first Rav 4's were fugly.

sn
sn
WA
2775 posts
sn sn
WA, 2775 posts
19 Jan 2016 10:18pm
adolf said..


The Leyland Moke was either very ugly, a death trap or both


didya know that new moke bodies are being made in China!
they are even making an electric version, so Macro' should be chuffed

and, there was a bit of a blurb a while back about a new version of the moke being made in China,
similar body to the original moke, with modern running gear and stuff.


stephen
Adriano
Adriano
11206 posts
11206 posts
20 Jan 2016 4:03am
Another AU. The wheels don't help as much as the tall grass...but only if it was a little taller.








Adriano
Adriano
11206 posts
11206 posts
20 Jan 2016 4:06am
adolf said..
The first Rav 4's were fugly.



Yep but possibly not as ugly as the current one! It's like you've already had a collision in the showroom and the bumper's been shoved upward to resemble a scowl.

Plus any car that has a bonnet edge line that shoves up into the A-pillar instead of running smoothly into the doors is just not right fullstop.



Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
20 Jan 2016 9:16am
Ugly comes in many forms...

Aesthetics, performance, safety etc.

Proton Jumbuk gets my vote. I shake my head every time I drive past one.



Edit - got the image from a website that offered a "free ATV with every Jumbuk purchase".

First comment on the website was;
"Wouldn't it make more sense to give away a free Proton Jumbuck if you buy the ATV?"
mitchbat
mitchbat
WA
399 posts
WA, 399 posts
20 Jan 2016 8:23am
kiteboy dave said..
ssangyong stavic



IMO these things win hands down. Whoever designed it must have been taking the p...
deansh250
deansh250
32 posts
32 posts
20 Jan 2016 8:23am
looks like two ugly cars mating.
desertyank
desertyank
1264 posts
1264 posts
20 Jan 2016 8:28am

Adriano said..

Common you guys aren't even trying.









They are ugly and none too stable......



33frupus
33frupus
VIC
118 posts
VIC, 118 posts
20 Jan 2016 12:02pm
Here is Mitsubishis latest offering





felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
20 Jan 2016 9:31am
kiteboy dave said..
ssangyong stavic



That one is the ugliest ever!
Adoy
Adoy
NSW
238 posts
NSW, 238 posts
20 Jan 2016 1:47pm
Lexus, the whole new range has this unfortunate grill



Aus06
Aus06
SA
235 posts
SA, 235 posts
20 Jan 2016 1:24pm

Anything from SSangyong, the new Pajero Sport, the Toyota Fortuna, most Lexus', the new Triton, and most the of current Subaru range...

Not that I can afford them (yet...), all models from Range Rover / Landrover look great!
Rails
Rails
QLD
1371 posts
QLD, 1371 posts
20 Jan 2016 1:49pm


The Kewet from Norway...


barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
WA, 2960 posts
20 Jan 2016 12:00pm
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