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Thinking of pushing the heavy weather button for the first time?

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Brent in Qld
Brent in Qld
WA
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Brent in Qld Brent in Qld
WA, 1471 posts
6 Feb 2020 2:01pm
Please prepare by viewing examples below of expected standards of conversational etiquette and behavior before proceeding. Thanks & have a nice day


Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4937 posts
6 Feb 2020 6:02pm
Don't do it , you'll become one of them .
I went there once , and just made it out , I still have nightmares.
Gazuki
Gazuki
WA
1363 posts
Gazuki Gazuki
WA, 1363 posts
6 Feb 2020 4:17pm
No need to, the general section is now the HW section. All topics are flat earth, climate, trump, ... I'm tired just writing this.
Brent in Qld
Brent in Qld
WA
1471 posts
Brent in Qld Brent in Qld
WA, 1471 posts
6 Feb 2020 5:03pm
I'm reasonably certain HW is the first example of a singularity initiating on earth. Well done on escaping Imax1 and may your recovery be swift.
oldtelefart
oldtelefart
148 posts
oldtelefart oldtelefart
148 posts
6 Feb 2020 5:13pm
You'll need a tinfoil hat, protective goggles, elbow-length hazmat gloves, 20 litres of hospital-strength disinfectant, and a shovel.

Also turn off your bull**** meter. You won't be able to read or think with the noise of the Extreme BS Alarm screaming.
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4937 posts
6 Feb 2020 7:17pm
Thanks Brent , I think I'll be OK.
The problem is as Gazuki warns and old fart knows , The tin foil hatters are trying to get to us without us knowing.
Im scared , of slipping into the , that side.
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4937 posts
6 Feb 2020 7:23pm
oldtelefart said..
You'll need a tinfoil hat, protective goggles, elbow-length hazmat gloves, 20 litres of hospital-strength disinfectant, and a shovel.

Also turn off your bull**** meter. You won't be able to read or think with the noise of the Extreme BS Alarm screaming.


I have 20 litres of 85% moonshine . Will that work ?
warwickl
warwickl
NSW
2360 posts
warwickl warwickl
NSW, 2360 posts
6 Feb 2020 8:53pm
A year or so went there , still paying for counselling.
Plus I forced me into kite foiling and now Windwing.
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4937 posts
6 Feb 2020 8:20pm
warwickl said..
A year or so went there , still paying for counselling.
Plus I forced me into kite foiling and now Windwing.



See , that's exactly what can happen . One day your a happy windsurfer , then boom , your windwinging .
It can happen that fast.
Next your having lunch with Pete and Lotto.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Feb 2020 9:24pm
What time for lunch tomorrow kitty cat

Pete wont come out till after 1pm as the chem trails aren't as thick in the arvos.
Vince68
Vince68
WA
675 posts
Vince68 Vince68
WA, 675 posts
6 Feb 2020 8:29pm
I'm thinking of growing broccoli
Ben1973
Ben1973
1008 posts
Ben1973 Ben1973
1008 posts
6 Feb 2020 8:40pm
Where is the hw button
Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3413 posts
Subsonic Subsonic
WA, 3413 posts
6 Feb 2020 9:23pm
Brent in Qld said..
Please prepare by viewing examples below of expected standards of conversational etiquette and behavior before proceeding. Thanks & have a nice day




^^^All completely relevant and representative of heavy weather.


one of my favourite bits from the young ones there
psychojoe
psychojoe
WA
2241 posts
psychojoe psychojoe
WA, 2241 posts
6 Feb 2020 9:29pm
Ben1973 said..
Where is the hw button


No soup for you!
whippingboy
whippingboy
WA
1104 posts
whippingboy whippingboy
WA, 1104 posts
6 Feb 2020 10:13pm
You're from Queensland so it ll be just another day at the water cooler
Brent in Qld
Brent in Qld
WA
1471 posts
Brent in Qld Brent in Qld
WA, 1471 posts
7 Feb 2020 4:05am
whippingboy said..
You're from Queensland so it ll be just another day at the water cooler


Everytime I pray to the porcelain god that is HW, I smell the undeniable, natural logic of redhead fishshop owners and the eternal teachings of Sir Joh.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
cisco cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
8 Feb 2020 12:22am
That is the sort of thing loggy would say. I am not sure if SB has condemned him to HW only or not yet.
Rupert
Rupert
TAS
2967 posts
Rupert Rupert
TAS, 2967 posts
9 Feb 2020 9:06am



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