Michael Jackson has died...To commemorate his musical achievements, McDonalds have released the "McJackson Burger. It's a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.
Michael Jackson is dead. They are going to melt him down and make plastic toys so the kids can still play with him.
I hear Michael Jackson has died. Time of death was when the big hand touched the little hand.
They were worried up in Heaven what Elvis would do once Michael arrived so they called in a Charlies' Angel....
Michael Jackson has died of cardiac arrest. It's his first arrest not relating to children.
Ambulance officers confirm Michael Jackson's death. He was blowing bubbles when they arrived. The chimp is now in a stable condition.
Michael Jackson has died in hospital and nurses don't know what to do with the body because plastic recycle day is not until next Tuesday.
sorry guys
