Ban male cyclists wearing lycra!!!

echunda said...




Oh... and a 4 day working week.

****, I need a 7 day working week to make up for the pittance of a pay packet I receive.

superlizard said...

log man said...

Ban male cyclists wearing lycra!!!

make lycra mandatory for female cyclists

Bad Policy son could lose you the erection (sic)

Yeah lycra on men AND those stupid lay down bikes with the little orange flags on them

echunda said...

advocate world domiation.

You mean you'd make everyone wear domes??

Mandatory day off if the wind gets to 15 knots or more.

(1) Make all welfare payments an automatic payment of utilities (water, power etc) plus food stamps, with about $50 per fortnight of play money left over.... for beer / cigs etc.
Then if you get a court fine you lose the $50 per f/n play money until the fine is payed - unlike the current system where if you don't pay you get your licence suspended and the people who don't care just keep driving and accruing fines.
End result of my way - the kids get fed, and mum n dad don't have enough money for grog so hopefully the kids get a decent upbringing.

(2) immediately do an "essentials only budget" for Govt.
No $1mil per year for an arts festival that only 0.01% of the population attends. No more name changes for public utilities like power companies etc.
Remove the stupid rule where all newly built Govt buildings have to spend 1% of the budget on locally produced art (yes they really do!)
No more free million dollar properties and hundreds of brand new vehicles for indigenous corporations that make a huge loss and disappear within a couple of years .... and the actual disadvantaged indigenous get nothing.
Those kinds of things would save billions a year.

(3) make firearms ownership compulsory for all those people with no criminal record.
The Yank county that did that had a 95% reducion in serious crime overnight. Nobody does burglaries or robs old people when there is a really high chance of being shot.
Give back the power to the good people.

(4) remove the ridiculous singapore parity pricing of fuel and stop sending natural gas to china at 1c a litre.
Support industry so we don't send iron ore offshore and buy it back as steel at 100x the price.
A country that is completely self sufficient in fossil fuels, minerals and agriculture should be a world power not a backwater.

If elected a Log man government would ban musicals

wotzy77 said...

This will definately get me into power... are you ready for this.....

All television advertisements must have a max volume of at least 15% less than the program being veiwed!!!

Harvey Norman would still be too loud!

...and that 'BAM' guy, maybe 1% for him?

nothing for my term them retire like all the others have

Sailhack said...

wotzy77 said...

This will definately get me into power... are you ready for this.....

All television advertisements must have a max volume of at least 15% less than the program being veiwed!!!

Harvey Norman would still be too loud!

...and that 'BAM' guy, maybe 1% for him?

That "bam" guy would make an excellent minister for (dis)Information

Thoroughly investigate the nationalisation of state government. If it looked like being remotely feasible and wheels were set in motion, try and relax some ridiculous state laws on the way through...

"The Department of Western Australian Interests"

Sailhack said...

^^^ or you could call yourselves the -

Western
Australian
National
Korporation of
Environment &
Resource
Scavengers!
Suppliers

Easy mistake to make - fixed it.