Flat Earth finally confirmed.

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Macroscien
Macroscien
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QLD, 6809 posts
24 Feb 2020 10:55am
There rumors that our brave researcher hit a glass roof/ceiling above our Flat Earth/Mike died on impact then fall back on a flat earth.
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/02/23/mad-mike-hughes-dead/
Tonz
Tonz
524 posts
524 posts
24 Feb 2020 10:05am
and the screaming was edited in after for more effect.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
24 Feb 2020 1:26pm
Why didn't he just charter a light aircraft or helicopter?
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
24 Feb 2020 10:41am
Harrow said....Why didn't he just charter a light aircraft or helicopter?

Probably because if he was smart enough to do that, he wouldn't be a flat earther?

Never a good thing for anyone to die unnecessarily.

.....hang on....hang on.......

.........

....communique coming in.....



elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
24 Feb 2020 12:03pm
Stealth planes there, shot him down to hide the truth.

Which is don't pack your landing chute in your jet nozzle.

Wonder if he'll rate a Darwin award?
Heisenberg
Heisenberg
WA
44 posts
WA, 44 posts
24 Feb 2020 12:22pm
The FAA has confirmed that the rockets were knocked out when it flew through a high density chemtrail.
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
24 Feb 2020 1:57pm
Heisenberg said..
The FAA has confirmed that the rockets were knocked out when it flew through a high density chemtrail.

Heisenberg, in principle are you certain about that?
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
24 Feb 2020 2:51pm
He certainly created one
firiebob
firiebob
WA
3182 posts
WA, 3182 posts
24 Feb 2020 2:53pm
He went through the high density chemtrail and made his own Pooptrail.
DelFuego
DelFuego
WA
213 posts
WA, 213 posts
24 Feb 2020 3:29pm
holy guacamole said..


Harrow said....Why didn't he just charter a light aircraft or helicopter?



Probably because if he was smart enough to do that, he wouldn't be a flat earther?

Never a good thing for anyone to die unnecessarily.

.....hang on....hang on.......

.........

....communique coming in.....






we know that Scomo and the Libtards don't believe scientific facts presented. He will need to check with the Oil, gas and coal industry before being allowed to form his own opinion.
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
NSW, 2568 posts
24 Feb 2020 7:44pm
You'd HAVE to be a window licker wouldn't you?
Actually on further contemplation he probably went a few steps further

hoop
hoop
1979 posts
1979 posts
25 Feb 2020 2:32am
Splat ! Like a bug on a windscreen
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
26 Feb 2020 2:43pm
steam powered????????? FFS
i reckon it all looked like it went to plan then
jn1
jn1
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jn1 jn1
SA, 2753 posts
26 Feb 2020 9:42pm
Apart from a parachute malfunction and death, it looked like a successful flight. RIP
Macroscien
Macroscien
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26 Feb 2020 10:07pm
jn1 said..
Apart from a parachute malfunction and death, it looked like a successful flight. RIP




Yep, It looks that parachute was deployed just few seconds after firing up,while ascending , then turned off rocket science is a risky business...should send monkey or Layke dog on that flight.
Chris 249
Chris 249
NSW
3570 posts
NSW, 3570 posts
27 Feb 2020 10:12am
One thing I wonder about flat earthers is how come they have not been to sea. For a start, when you're sailing at sea you can clearly see the effect of the curved surface by the way objects can be seen near the horizon; you can see the top of a lighthouse or the upperworks of a ship long before you can see the lower sections of them, and that is only explainable by the curvature of the earth.

But the other thing is that long distance sailing navigators follow "Great Circle" routes, which deviate from the theoretical straight line (as seen on a conventional map) so the vessel follows a shorter distance. For decades, ocean racing yachties have been sailing such routes and comparing logs afterwards, and then publishing the results. They have also often had to report their positions by radio at regular intervals.

If the earth was flat, then boats that went south on the Cape Town to Auckland leg of the Round the World race, for example, would be sailing almost twice as far as the boat that went "straight" according to the flat-earth map. The boats that went south would obviously show far more miles covered on their logs and would finish well behind. But of course, in reality, that doesn't happen. Not only that, the compass courses are of course very different.

So if the flat earthers were right, just about every RTW sailing yachtie would have to be in on some giant conspiracy. The "authorities" would have to have gotten to every single navigator and skipper and most of the crews, from every country, and doctored every log and every race result. And that's not even taking into account fishermen, commercial seamen and the Chinese and Russian navies.

Obviously the flat earth idea is silly, but it's sometimes interesting to consider just how silly it is.
hilly
hilly
WA
8120 posts
WA, 8120 posts
27 Feb 2020 7:43am
Chris 249 said..
One thing I wonder about flat earthers is how come they have not been to sea. For a start, when you're sailing at sea you can clearly see the effect of the curved surface by the way objects can be seen near the horizon; you can see the top of a lighthouse or the upperworks of a ship long before you can see the lower sections of them, and that is only explainable by the curvature of the earth.

But the other thing is that long distance sailing navigators follow "Great Circle" routes, which deviate from the theoretical straight line (as seen on a conventional map) so the vessel follows a shorter distance. For decades, ocean racing yachties have been sailing such routes and comparing logs afterwards, and then publishing the results. They have also often had to report their positions by radio at regular intervals.

If the earth was flat, then boats that went south on the Cape Town to Auckland leg of the Round the World race, for example, would be sailing almost twice as far as the boat that went "straight" according to the flat-earth map. The boats that went south would obviously show far more miles covered on their logs and would finish well behind. But of course, in reality, that doesn't happen. Not only that, the compass courses are of course very different.

So if the flat earthers were right, just about every RTW sailing yachtie would have to be in on some giant conspiracy. The "authorities" would have to have gotten to every single navigator and skipper and most of the crews, from every country, and doctored every log and every race result. And that's not even taking into account fishermen, commercial seamen and the Chinese and Russian navies.

Obviously the flat earth idea is silly, but it's sometimes interesting to consider just how silly it is.


You obviously have no idea how stupid they are. No point arguing with them.
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