Are women just dumb?

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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3 Feb 2013 9:19pm
Sorry ladies but it just has to be asked.......

For years I have seen ads that show how sun and salt water buggers up your hair and you need to wash it with shampoo that has milk, or fruit juices, or rare seed oils etc etc. They make it sound like going to the beach will do major damage to your hair.

Now I have seen it all.

A conditioning hair washing product thing on TV that contains - wait for it - sea salt. FFS.

youngbull
youngbull
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3 Feb 2013 11:27pm
The only dumb ones are the ones that buy it

Should walk of the shelf (joke ladies)
tmurray
tmurray
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3 Feb 2013 10:48pm
Someone making a stupid product doesn't reflect on my intelligence in the slightest.
youngbull
youngbull
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4 Feb 2013 12:52am
^ your ears burning.... roflol
pierrec45
pierrec45
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4 Feb 2013 10:44am
I replied in the forum that no they're not, then I chastised you publicly for your sexism.
Then showed this to the missus, scored a few favours with her for my moral fortitude. That is, just before I deleted my own reply...

Of course they are
poor relative
poor relative
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4 Feb 2013 8:38am
I think its true.

Lots of middle aged men who have spent a lot of time at the beach or in the water are now bald.

It seems its a symptom more common with windsurfers.
evlPanda
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4 Feb 2013 11:45am
"Rinse. Repeat."
Scotty88
Scotty88
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4 Feb 2013 8:50am
Why can't they read a road map FFS.
My mrs can't even read my sat nav when I'm driving.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
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4 Feb 2013 1:22pm
Borderline topic for Heavy Weather methinks...
GypsyDrifter
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4 Feb 2013 12:02pm
youngbull said...
The only dumb ones are the ones that buy it

Should walk of the shelf (joke ladies)



youngbull how did they get that elephant to jump up and down on that trampoline
he really looks like he is enjoying himself
youngbull
youngbull
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4 Feb 2013 2:07pm
We dropped him from the ceiling and we just can not get him to stop.

Only bummer is his chaffed trunk from flailing around - but he is ok

Poodle
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4 Feb 2013 12:28pm
Scotty88 said...
Why can't they read a road map FFS.
My mrs can't even read my sat nav when I'm driving.


OK, I'll chime in from the peanut gallery.....

GypsyDrifter
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4 Feb 2013 3:20pm
^^^^ oh crap! and she is blonde too
Bone74
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4 Feb 2013 3:30pm
^^^
^^^
After watching that clip the answer to marks question ( are women just dumb) is no (some) are dumb & stupid. (Sometimes) I wish my wife was like that.
Dazzler75
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4 Feb 2013 5:33pm
Scotty88 said...
Why can't they read a road map FFS.
My mrs can't even read my sat nav when I'm driving.



Its a medical condition known as Female Map Disorder, commonly suffered alongside Female Reversing Disorder.
theDoctor
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4 Feb 2013 6:45pm


thePup
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4 Feb 2013 6:22pm
I showed this thread to ...er someone I know wished I hadn't pretty quick too
pi22api22a
pi22api22a
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4 Feb 2013 6:56pm
I used to know someone just like her, really nice girl, but just dumb! Geez I miss her, lol
dmitri
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4 Feb 2013 10:41pm
Mark _australia said...

Sorry ladies but it just has to be asked.......

For years I have seen ads that show how sun and salt water buggers up your hair and you need to wash it with shampoo that has milk, or fruit juices, or rare seed oils etc etc. They make it sound like going to the beach will do major damage to your hair.

Now I have seen it all.

A conditioning hair washing product thing on TV that contains - wait for it - sea salt. FFS.




almost any ads i see make methinks "are people just dumb ?"
especially the ads authorized by the governments.


elmo
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5 Feb 2013 8:33am
poor relative said...
I think its true.

Lots of middle aged men who have spent a lot of time at the beach or in the water are now bald.

It seems its a symptom more common with windsurfers.




and by the time they take up kiting cause they're body can't handle it any more it's all gone
elmo
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5 Feb 2013 8:38am
That's alright but don't forget men are also being sucked into the cosmetics market as well with men's moisturizers, makeup, fragrances (not deoderant) and body sculpting (Back crack and sack waxing etc).

Fortunately I recognize that I was born ugly (true) and through years of practice and dedication I have got better at it.
evlPanda
evlPanda
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5 Feb 2013 1:33pm
dmitri said...
almost any ads i see make methinks "are people just dumb ?"
especially the ads authorized by the governments.


Can't be that dumb because youhavetobeabletounderstandreallyreallyfasttalking.


(this is so going to heavy weather alongside my "do you tuck your shirt into your jeans" thread)
Rex
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5 Feb 2013 11:04am
elmo said...
That's alright but don't forget men are also being sucked into the cosmetics market as well with men's moisturizers, makeup, fragrances (not deoderant) and body sculpting (Back crack and sack waxing etc).




True! just look at all the ads for cosmetic products in surfing mags now!
needsalt
needsalt
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5 Feb 2013 6:51pm
Have you been in one or more sexual relationships with women in your life Mark? If the answer is yes, then I would think that is sufficient evidence that the answer to your original question is also yes
landyacht
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5 Feb 2013 9:04pm
Scotty88 said...
Why can't they read a road map FFS.
My mrs can't even read my sat nav when I'm driving.


wifey got a bit flustered with the tomtom driving through Paris .she didnt like tapping the screen hard to make the menu work ,so she just switched it off!
then got the sh!!s on with me when I stopped the kn huge camper van in the middle of 2 lane and switched it back on agian and waited till it realized it wasnt in St Georges terrace anymore
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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5 Feb 2013 9:32pm
needsalt said...
Have you been in one or more sexual relationships with women in your life Mark? If the answer is yes, then I would think that is sufficient evidence that the answer to your original question is also yes


Sounds like somebody bought fruit juice in a shampoo bottle for $30 thinking it would work.

SP
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6 Feb 2013 5:15pm
Course they are, some of you blokes are married
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