Multiple frogs.

Cane toads a re brown coloured and large/ugly

decrepit said..

Yep, that's right toilet frogs!


Mum has put white king down both toilet bowls and weights on the lids.

Why the bleach and weights?

Nothing wrong with having frogs around the place, we miss having the noisy slimy things here.

[between the butcher birds, egret thingy and the neighbours cats, our pond got cleaned out]

We used to walk onto our back verandah during the evening to see dozens at a time sitting under the bugzapper - worshipping the blue flash that fed them.

stephen

Try 50 or so of these little buggers breeding in your spa

firiebob said..

Try 50 or so of these little buggers breeding in your spa

Well firie he/she looks quite cute, I could handle that.

On a minesite in wa there was one frog in my dunny and I let him be.one morning whilst dislodging a large poo I felt something jump onto my scrotum. I jumped forward in absolute terror and smashed my head on the door handle if the toilet. The frog dropped to the ground and scurried down the shower drain whilst I was swearing and cursing him. I felt angry and violated from the surprise attack and not being one to let things go devised a strategy to get my revenge. I could hear him croaking at night from then on and took it his croaking to be a sign of defiance and mockery. After several nights of this the room cleaner and I crossed paths.....hey mate there's a bad smell coming from the shower drain,can ya give it a good dose with draino.....now after my assumed victory I returned to my donga.( feeling quite smug) there was no croaking however when I opened the funny for a piss I than seen two frogs.it was then I realised I could not win. I than reasoned with the frogs and told them my scrotum and tadpoles were sacred,and not to be jumped at and clung onto whilst I am bombing there water wonderland that we call the toilet. From the look they gave me u was concerned there may be some communication issues. So before I sat down I flushed the funny,both frogs got taken down the vortex. I felt quite smug once more until I sat down and blicked out all light except for the bit where the old fella hangs down and the gap to the seat....within seconds of sitting down something jumped at me causing another terrified episode of smashing me head on the dunny door.....I had lost and conceded defeat.

Razzonater said..

On a minesite in wa there was one frog in my dunny and I let him be.one morning whilst dislodging a large poo I felt something jump onto my scrotum. I jumped forward in absolute terror and smashed my head on the door handle if the toilet. The frog dropped to the ground and scurried down the shower drain whilst I was swearing and cursing him. I felt angry and violated from the surprise attack and not being one to let things go devised a strategy to get my revenge. I could hear him croaking at night from then on and took it his croaking to be a sign of defiance and mockery. After several nights of this the room cleaner and I crossed paths.....hey mate there's a bad smell coming from the shower drain,can ya give it a good dose with draino.....now after my assumed victory I returned to my donga.( feeling quite smug) there was no croaking however when I opened the funny for a piss I than seen two frogs.it was then I realised I could not win. I than reasoned with the frogs and told them my scrotum and tadpoles were sacred,and not to be jumped at and clung onto whilst I am bombing there water wonderland that we call the toilet. From the look they gave me u was concerned there may be some communication issues. So before I sat down I flushed the funny,both frogs got taken down the vortex. I felt quite smug once more until I sat down and blicked out all light except for the bit where the old fella hangs down and the gap to the seat....within seconds of sitting down something jumped at me causing another terrified episode of smashing me head on the dunny door.....I had lost and conceded defeat.

Oh! OOH! stop! my chest hurts

dan111984 said..

Tadpoles in the toilet tank.

No tank it's on mains sewerage, so hopefully Mums white king trick will persuade it to go elsewhere.

But I guess somebody in the neighbourhood has flushed their kids tadpole collection.

decrepit said..

dan111984 said..

Tadpoles in the toilet tank.

No tank it's on mains sewerage, so hopefully Mums white king trick will persuade it to go elsewhere.

But I guess somebody in the neighbourhood has flushed their kids tadpole collection.

I dont think Dan meant a septic tank - more likely the cistern tank, although you will probably find frogs in a septic system too if your mum had one.

stephen