A man has climbed on top of a whale....

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Seacht
Seacht
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cauncy
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1 Nov 2014 9:56pm
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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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1 Nov 2014 10:43pm
Thank god the story was him, I thought somebody had heard about me picking up last night
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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2 Nov 2014 11:47am
^^^^^^ You shouldnt call yourself a whale lol
ikw777
ikw777
QLD
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QLD, 2995 posts
2 Nov 2014 1:52pm
Not a man, but an idiot.
Gazuki
Gazuki
WA
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2 Nov 2014 12:08pm
Mark_Australia= Gold! Still giggling.
Poida
Poida
WA
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2 Nov 2014 11:24pm
the whales now washed up on scarborough beach
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
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3 Nov 2014 2:29am
Mark _australia said..
Thank god the story was him, I thought somebody had heard about me picking up last night


You've already lost your basic rights, 'they are always watching you'.
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
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3 Nov 2014 10:18am
5 min fame!
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
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3 Nov 2014 1:14pm
Probably worth it cause now all his mates call him Moby D*ckhead.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
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3 Nov 2014 4:11pm
Mark _australia said...
Thank god the story was him, I thought somebody had heard about me picking up last night


Out picking up guys again Mark. ..?
southace
southace
SA
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3 Nov 2014 4:04pm
Apparently from the abc news interview he claims he was trying to save it....seems he lost the fight!
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
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4 Nov 2014 12:29am
i don't get the trashing of the guy for doing it.
so he climbed on top of a big dead mammal.
other kids (well, some) are on crack and mugging or killing people.
harden up.


harry potter
harry potter
VIC
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4 Nov 2014 12:59am
Because he is a moron and those that are on crack and mugging people are even bigger morons
Supstuff
Supstuff
WA
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3 Nov 2014 11:39pm
Had a whale of a time though.....!

Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
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4 Nov 2014 6:18am
Come on now guys. Theres no need to blubber on about this.
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
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4 Nov 2014 8:41am
I am a bit surprised he is not wearing high visibility gear.................... So maybe he is not a cashed up bogan???????
Must have a secret fetish about fat girls and he wanted to roll in blubber!
hiho
hiho
WA
65 posts
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4 Nov 2014 10:37am
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?

What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"

Give us a break Fun Police!
Chris_M
Chris_M
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2132 posts
4 Nov 2014 1:57pm
That bogan is even dumber than he first appears... sharks will eat whale, but they love to chomp down a on a good mullet!
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
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4 Nov 2014 6:47pm
hiho said..
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?

What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"

Give us a break Fun Police!


There's nothing wrong with commenting on the gross stupidity of another. Many of us have earnt the right to do so, especially after surviving some of the really, really, really dumb **** we all did when we were younger.

And there's always a smart way to do dumb stuff, why would you jump in the water instead of putting the boat right up to the whale? But hey, I'm always grateful for stupid people, they guarantee me employment.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
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4 Nov 2014 7:21pm
hiho said..
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?
What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"
Give us a break Fun Police!




He swam to the whale.
If a shark took half his leg off all the rescue heli crew, ambo's, E.D people would be tied up trying to save that d!ckhead.
Next time you are in a queue in a hospital don't bother complaining...... half the admissions are due to grog, drugs and stupidity.

That's why some people get a bit annoyed about it. Not quite the same as conquering Everest

surferstu
surferstu
1011 posts
1011 posts
4 Nov 2014 7:51pm
hiho said..
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?

What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"

Give us a break Fun Police!

Just checking, is hiho short for high horse?
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
5 Nov 2014 9:15am
Mark _australia said..

hiho said..
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?
What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"
Give us a break Fun Police!





He swam to the whale.
If a shark took half his leg off all the rescue heli crew, ambo's, E.D people would be tied up trying to save that d!ckhead.
Next time you are in a queue in a hospital don't bother complaining...... half the admissions are due to grog, drugs and stupidity.

That's why some people get a bit annoyed about it. Not quite the same as conquering Everest


if a shark took his leg WTF

i read in here, you have more chance of being killed by a vending machine
Paradox
Paradox
QLD
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QLD, 1326 posts
6 Nov 2014 12:15pm
Cobra said..

if a shark took his leg WTF

i read in here, you have more chance of being killed by a vending machine


I doubt that particular statistic relates to jumping into the ocean next to a dead whale that happens to be in the process of being eaten by a number of very large white pointers...

Perhaps if he was tied to a vending machine when he went in......and drowned before the sharks got to him...
ka43
ka43
NSW
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6 Nov 2014 1:33pm
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????
cauncy
cauncy
WA
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6 Nov 2014 10:10pm
ka43 said...
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????


With the smell of his own **** after spotting the whitey
VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
1156 posts
6 Nov 2014 11:08pm
ka43 said..
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????



What fishy smell ? he's a bloke
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
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7 Nov 2014 8:58am
ka43 said..
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????


The tea bag will have to finally wear them under his wet suit!
TurtleHunter
TurtleHunter
WA
1675 posts
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7 Nov 2014 11:08am
cauncy said..

ka43 said...
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????



With the smell of his own **** after spotting the whitey


I would be more worried about the taste in his mouth after digging his face into the flesh, with the oil that bubbles out of a rotting whale I reckon I would be dry reaching.
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